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action ; golden showers are definitely nsfw

[needlegunner]

[ Tsumugu was minding... well, Gintoki's business, technically, but that's neither here nor there in the long run. He hears the crunching noise of someone approaching, and stills.

Just in time to find warmth spreading on the shins of his pants. The smell and Gintoki sighing hit him at the same time, and what was it about this place and getting peed on?

He stands up without even getting out of the bush. There's twigs in his mohawk and leaves sticking to his tank top. ]

Does anyone in this town have TOILET MANNERS to speak of?!

smh

[permboy]

[ And the stream sputters and dies out, if only for a moment, at the shock of someone suddenly popping out of the bush. Doesn't stop for long though because, as you know, once the golden shower has started it's very difficult to stop it. ]

Ah.

There was a troll in the bush.

[needlegunner]

[ GOD DAMMIT WHY IS HE STILL PEEING?! Kicks his way sideways because he already stinks of pee and there's no need to make it worse and lifts two fingers-- ] Let me give you two useful pieces of information. One, I'm not a troll. Two. There's indoor plumbing in your house, why are you peeing outside?!

[permboy]

[ s q u i n t s ]

I dunno, your hair looks a bit like one of those fuzzy hairdos on those weird naked troll dolls. You got the nose too. What am I supposed to think here, aa?

[ STILL PEEING ]

[needlegunner]

[ Honestly once he's away from the spray he doesn't care that much... he spends a lot of time naked.

He does get a little offended-looking about the hair, though. Rakes a hand through it and shakes out sticks because screw you. ]

No, it certainly doesn't. Even if it did, I wouldn't want to hear that from a man who looks like he took the handle off a mop and plopped the rest on his head.

[permboy]

Oi! That's not true. This ... fluffiness is a, uh, delicate balance.

[ But he finally finishes, and shakes little Gin-san free of any remaining drops before he tucks him back in the pants. ]

[needlegunner]

A delicate balance of ridiculous and horrifying. [ Says the man with a bright red mohawk.

He kind of stares into the distance while Gin finishes off quality time with junior. ]

Do you always pee outside, or was tonight special, Sakata?

[permboy]

[ That's little Gin-san, not junior. ]

Look, if you gotta go you gotta--

[ squints ]

Do I know you?

[needlegunner]

[ Gin junior.

He eyes Gin levelly. ]

We haven't been introduced, no.

[ Creeper, thy name is Tsumugu. ]

[permboy]

...

Ah, I see.

[ He folds his arms, nodding sagely. ]

I had too much, and now I'm imagining trolls in the bushes. It all makes sensee.

[needlegunner]

That's unlikely. [ Eyeroll. ] We live in the same neighborhood, figuring out your name isn't rocket science.

[permboy]

No, it's really not unlikely at all ...

[ Huff. ]

Fine, you're real, whatever. Troll. Then what the hell were you doing in the bushes?

[needlegunner]

Yes it is.

[ And he was hoping he'd have to 'convince you he's real' (translation: start a fight, probably).

Well, whatever. He lifts his chin. ]

Doing surveillance.

[permboy]

So creeping.










You deserved being pissed on.





Creep.

[needlegunner]

I did not. There's nothing creepy about keeping an eye on things.

[permboy]

It is when you're doing it from the bushes. That's like Creeping 101. You've got Creeping 101 down. That makes you a creep.

[needlegunner]

It's called stealth. I wasn't bothering anyone... at least until someone decided to pee without looking.

[permboy]

Look, there's nothing about sitting in bushes watching people that isn't creeping. Everyone would agree.