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[permboy]

Oi! That's not true. This ... fluffiness is a, uh, delicate balance.

[ But he finally finishes, and shakes little Gin-san free of any remaining drops before he tucks him back in the pants. ]

[needlegunner]

A delicate balance of ridiculous and horrifying. [ Says the man with a bright red mohawk.

He kind of stares into the distance while Gin finishes off quality time with junior. ]

Do you always pee outside, or was tonight special, Sakata?

[permboy]

[ That's little Gin-san, not junior. ]

Look, if you gotta go you gotta--

[ squints ]

Do I know you?

[needlegunner]

[ Gin junior.

He eyes Gin levelly. ]

We haven't been introduced, no.

[ Creeper, thy name is Tsumugu. ]

[permboy]

...

Ah, I see.

[ He folds his arms, nodding sagely. ]

I had too much, and now I'm imagining trolls in the bushes. It all makes sensee.

[needlegunner]

That's unlikely. [ Eyeroll. ] We live in the same neighborhood, figuring out your name isn't rocket science.

[permboy]

No, it's really not unlikely at all ...

[ Huff. ]

Fine, you're real, whatever. Troll. Then what the hell were you doing in the bushes?

[needlegunner]

Yes it is.

[ And he was hoping he'd have to 'convince you he's real' (translation: start a fight, probably).

Well, whatever. He lifts his chin. ]

Doing surveillance.

[permboy]

So creeping.










You deserved being pissed on.





Creep.

[needlegunner]

I did not. There's nothing creepy about keeping an eye on things.

[permboy]

It is when you're doing it from the bushes. That's like Creeping 101. You've got Creeping 101 down. That makes you a creep.

[needlegunner]

It's called stealth. I wasn't bothering anyone... at least until someone decided to pee without looking.

[permboy]

Look, there's nothing about sitting in bushes watching people that isn't creeping. Everyone would agree.