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tsumugu kinagase, house 1477.

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[needlegunner]

[ lbr it looks like every other face he makes ]

You make it sound like I'm luring in a feral cat. She's been living outside since before I moved in - I offered her the bedroom, but she wasn't interested.

It's not as if we don't get along. [ Weird? But true. ]

[strippingsensei]

_{[ he sees that grumpy frown though. IT IS GRUMPIER THAN USUAL. ]}
Well. You know, sometimes women can be like that. <sub>[ what a gross man. ]

[ then he says something and Aikuro arches an eyebrow. ]</sub>
Are you sure? As a good friend, I'm being honest wit you— you are not the most charming creature.

[needlegunner]

You're disgusting. [ how do you get dates??? ]

[ a bark of laughter: ] You're not wrong. But Lulu's a... strange girl. [ read: strange even for us, and we fight clothes. ] I'm not that inept.

[strippingsensei]

I... hope it all works out for the best then.
You and your daughter and your girl.

At least she is a woman that enjoys the outdoors.
_{[ yep ]}

[needlegunner]

I'll let you know if I get her to move in. At least she's not harvesting honey directly from bees any more.

[ mostly??? probably. either way, he eyes aikuro. ] And what about you? Have you been looking after any children? [ look, he's being nice and not even bringing up the dating thing! ]

[strippingsensei]

_{[ honey.. from bees... ok.. ]}

... Oh! I have a _{[ quote marks ]} son. I had another one for awhile, but I guess he went home.
Rei is very intelligent and enjoys science.. he just has a few problems.
_{[ problems. Yeah. ]}

[needlegunner]

[ ~ b e a r s ~ ]

Rei... the one who runs the Cafe. [ not that he spoke to him BUT IT'S HARD TO FORGET THE RECRUITING POST... ] ...problems?

[ even problems wonder sensei can't solve?? ]

[strippingsensei]

_{[ Aikuro leans into Tsumugu and whispers: ]}

I had to deal with his gay crisis.
_{[ back up we got a badass over here. ]}

Those kind of problems.
_{[ yeah, problems wonder sensei had issues with. ]}

i lost this.......

[needlegunner]

I... see.

[ sage nodding.

then, with remarkable aplomb: ] Better you than me. [ which is true. ]

u found me

[strippingsensei]

—You wouldn't know the first thing of what to do.
_{[ You wouldn't. ]}

In fact, you would come to me with your crisis about your fake son's gay crisis and I'd have to fix everything.

i did.

[needlegunner]

I wouldn't have the foggiest.

[ admitting his flaws... has he grown up?? ] You are a high school teacher. Dealing with teenagers is technically in your job description. [ his job description goes more along the lines of 'beat the crap out of teenagers'. ]

Besides... what else is a commanding officer for, if not taking control of dicey situations?

[strippingsensei]

Yeah, that's wonderful. If you come across any gay crises, just send them to me.
I'm sure that will be plenty of them. _{[ especially in this town. ]}

You gotta learn how to handle this someday, Tsumugu. You gotta.
_{[ you gotta. ]}

[needlegunner]

[ too real. ]

When the time comes to handle a gay crisis, I'll give handling it a shot. Will that satisfy you?

[strippingsensei]

Only if you complete the mission with success. I can't have you confusing my students any more than they are already confused.

The next bi-curious child that approaches me, I am sending them to you.
_{[ says the guy that is banging two people at once, you know.
you gotta do this and not disappoint him, Tsumugu. ]}

[needlegunner]

[ do you really get that many kids questioning their sexuality coming to you, aikuro. how is this your life, you don't even teach sex ed.

with mockingly grave seriousness: ] Mission accepted, then.

[strippingsensei]

_{[ this is gay sports hell and he's their teacher?
it's happened a few times. ]}

You're a brave man.

[needlegunner]

It's one of my good points.

[strippingsensei]

_{[ teasingly: ]} It's your only good point.
_{[ and the fact he can grate cheese on your abs. ]}