I'll let you know if I get her to move in. At least she's not harvesting honey directly from bees any more.
[ mostly??? probably. either way, he eyes aikuro. ] And what about you? Have you been looking after any children? [ look, he's being nice and not even bringing up the dating thing! ]
... Oh! I have a [ quote marks ] son. I had another one for awhile, but I guess he went home. Rei is very intelligent and enjoys science.. he just has a few problems. [ problems. Yeah. ]
[ admitting his flaws... has he grown up?? ] You are a high school teacher. Dealing with teenagers is technically in your job description. [ his job description goes more along the lines of 'beat the crap out of teenagers'. ]
Besides... what else is a commanding officer for, if not taking control of dicey situations?
Only if you complete the mission with success. I can't have you confusing my students any more than they are already confused.
The next bi-curious child that approaches me, I am sending them to you. [ says the guy that is banging two people at once, you know. you gotta do this and not disappoint him, Tsumugu. ]
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You and your daughter and your girl.
At least she is a woman that enjoys the outdoors.
[ yep ]
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[ mostly??? probably. either way, he eyes aikuro. ] And what about you? Have you been looking after any children? [ look, he's being nice and not even bringing up the dating thing! ]
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... Oh! I have a [ quote marks ] son. I had another one for awhile, but I guess he went home.
Rei is very intelligent and enjoys science.. he just has a few problems.
[ problems. Yeah. ]
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Rei... the one who runs the Cafe. [ not that he spoke to him BUT IT'S HARD TO FORGET THE RECRUITING POST... ] ...problems?
[ even problems wonder sensei can't solve?? ]
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I had to deal with his gay crisis.
[ back up we got a badass over here. ]
Those kind of problems.
[ yeah, problems wonder sensei had issues with. ]
i lost this.......
[ sage nodding.
then, with remarkable aplomb: ] Better you than me. [ which is true. ]
u found me
[ You wouldn't. ]
In fact, you would come to me with your crisis about your fake son's gay crisis and I'd have to fix everything.
i did.
[ admitting his flaws... has he grown up?? ] You are a high school teacher. Dealing with teenagers is technically in your job description. [ his job description goes more along the lines of 'beat the crap out of teenagers'. ]
Besides... what else is a commanding officer for, if not taking control of dicey situations?
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I'm sure that will be plenty of them. [ especially in this town. ]
You gotta learn how to handle this someday, Tsumugu. You gotta.
[ you gotta. ]
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When the time comes to handle a gay crisis, I'll give handling it a shot. Will that satisfy you?
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The next bi-curious child that approaches me, I am sending them to you.
[ says the guy that is banging two people at once, you know.
you gotta do this and not disappoint him, Tsumugu. ]
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with mockingly grave seriousness: ] Mission accepted, then.
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it's happened a few times. ]
You're a brave man.
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[ and the fact he can grate cheese on your abs. ]